TINY PANTS — текст песни (The Aquabats)

Where the mountains meet the sky
I met a very very very teeny guy
A little coat, tiny pants
When he spoke to me
It made me dance
He said to me,
You won`t believe
So I wrote what he said on my sleeve
And if you listen
I will repeat
The words this tiny man did speak
One, Two, Three, Fo,
Listen up now here we go

(chorus)
Po pi pa pi pa
Po pi pa pi pa pi pa yo
Po pi pa pi pa
Po pi pa pi pa pi pa yo
Yum yum yum yum
Chaka chaka yo
Yum yum yum yum
Chaka chaka yo
Po pi pa pi pa
Po pi pa pi pa pi pa yo
Po pi pa pi pa
Po pi pa pi pa pi pa yo
Yum yum yum yum
Chaka chaka yo
Yum yum yum yum
Chaka chaka yo!

Well I could not understand what he spoke
Yea but maybe it was some kind of joke
He laughed a me and before long
This tiny little man was gone
So I walked on and on my way
I met another tiny person that same day
She rode a velvet ant like an elephant
And as I listened I heard her say
Uno, Dos, Tres, Four
Time to go again once more

(chorus)
Po pi pa pi pa
Po pi pa pi pa pi pa yo
Po pi pa pi pa
Po pi pa pi pa pi pa yo
Yum yum yum yum
Chobaka chaka yo
Yum yum yum yum
Chaka chaka yo
Po pi pa pi pa
Po pi pa pi pa pi pa yo
Po pi pa pi pa
Po pi pa pi pa pi pa yo
Yum yum yum yum
Chaka chaka yo
Yum yum yum yum
Chaka chaka yo!

How can a man like me
Ever try to repeat a-"popa pipa pipa yo"?
It might take all night
Just to get this right
But, yo yam baca chuco
It was somethin` weird
He had a little beard
He wore a rhino beetle
Bullfighter`s coat
He had a part in his hair
Like a paper tear
And had a little tiny frog in his throat

What did it mean?
I was all mixed up
And as I stumbled
And hit the ground
What a pity
I found the tiny people`s city
And those teenies all made this sound:
Ichi, Ni, San, Shi,
Everybody sing with me

(chorus)

Chobaka chaka yo!