PINCH AND ROLL — текст песни (The Aquabats)

Everyday when I get in my car
It`s a Honda, you know
I sit on down but I don`t get too far
You wanna know why?
`Cuz I`ve gotta reach down
And scratch an itch
In an area, an area
That`s so sensitive
So I do a


(Chorus)
Pinch and Roll (x2)
(Everybody do a) Pinch and Roll (x2)
(If you`re itchy do a) Pinch and Roll (x2)
(We don`t scratch, we do a) Pinch and Roll (x2)


So if you`ve got a problem
You know what to do
Whether you`re watching TV
Or sniffing airplane glue
Which we don`t do
Now the girls don`t know
But us guys we all know
How to do a little dance
We call the Pinch and Roll
And we do the


(Chorus)

(Untranslatable nonsense, a sorry attempt at toasting)
(Complete jabber in a terrible Jamaican accent)


Pick it up
Now if you`ve got a rash
Or a minor glitch
Stick your hands on down
And give yourself a big pinch
Then you roll it around
Around and round it goes
But after you`re done
Make sure you know where it goes
Not in your nose!

(Chorus)