Jeannie`s Got A Problem With Her Uterus — текст песни (screeching weasel)

(Weasel)
Jeannie`s having problems with her ovaries she`s got trouble with her tubes
if you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find a completely empty
room because Jeannie`s got a problem with her uterus her uterus is useless
her physician has injected fluids in her private parts but she just won`t
believe that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble will cause her to
conceive no simple yeast or bladder infection could compare to the pain
that Jeannie`s going through this year her husband`s sperm was studied and
swiftly passed the test now Jeannie`s operation must commence artificial
insemination can`t fertilize poor Jeannie`s rotten eggs Jeannie isn`t
ovulating even though she took all the proper pills Jeannie wants a baby but
she cannot pay the giant doctor bills