(Jim Dycus/Kerry Kurt Phillips)
Well I`m gonna have to get a new mailbox
`Cuz all she left me was a hole
And I`m gonna hafta get a new washin` machine
As soon as I get some new clothes
Well I could close my eyes and run through this house
And never once stub my big toe
It was a man who`d never been left who said
You can`t take it with you when you go
Hell she took everything but the kitchen sink
If I had me a glass Lord, I`d pour me a drink
It`s a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show
You can take it with you when you go
Well I`m sittin` here on this hard floor
Where a big soft couch used to be
And I`m starin` at a bug on the wall
Where there used to be a TV
Well I`d kill that sucker in a heartbeat
If I could find me anything to throw
I was so naive to have ever believed
You can`t take it with you when you go
Well she took everything but the kitchen sink
If I had me a glass Lord I`d pour me a drink
It`s a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show
You can take it with you when you go
Well she took everything but the kitchen sink
If I had me a glass Lord I`d pour me a drink
It`s a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show
You can take it with you when you go
I oughta call somebody but I ain`t got a phone
Just goes to show you can take it with you when you go