Ronnie`s Booger Story — текст песни (Frank Zappa)

Ronnie Williams (vocals)
Frank Zappa (guitar)

Ronnie:
We lived in a little room, man. It was, it was probably a fourth as big as, as your livin` room, Frank. (cough) And uh, everytime we picked a booger we`d flip it on this one winduh, or wipe it there if we couldn`t flip it there, y`know. And uh, I guess Dwight stayed with me for about....`bout seven months, wasn`t it? Six months? And uh, every night we`d contribute, y`know, two or three or four boogers, y`know. And when he left, uh my mom knew what was goin` on all the time but we thought we had her hoodwinked. Y`see, she was smarter than we, what, than what we were. An` she made us clean `em off, y`know? We used Ajax and we couldn`t get them things...we had to use a... had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. You couldn`t even see out the winduh with all them boogers, man. I`m not kiddin` you (sniff). An` it was big ones too, an little, and there was some goober ones that weren`t even hard man, you`d just smear `em, young ones. It`s like fro-you`ve seen frosted glasses. That wind
uh was just like a frosted glass with spots all over it, y`know? And uh, (sniff) it was- it was no good. Although, th-that was the good ol` days, though.