Erection — текст песни (screeching weasel)

there`s something wrong, i`m not getting it on and i`m definitely not getting off. the only action that i`ve seen in three months was when the doctor said "turn your head and cough." erection, erection it`s hard. erection, erection oh god! the best i`ve done of late in getting some ass was sitting on the amoco toilet seat. my little problem isn`t going away no matter how fast or how often i beat. erection, erection it`s hard. erection, erection oh god! i almost got a little pussy last week cleaning the litter box in my living room. my palms are hairy and my balls are all blue; i need some action and i need it real soon. erection, erection it`s hard. erection, erection oh god!