Back in the muther fuckin saddle
My six shooter strapped and Im lookin for a battle
Out on the plains Im just a loner
My saddle horn rubs right and yo its givin me a boner
I got thoughts of annie oakley
But that buck toothed tramp in that last town she broke me
And we didnt even fuck
I gave my last gold tooth n gold nugget to get my dick sucked
3 days out on the frontier
And Id kill for a cheap whore and a barrel of cold beer
I need a slut for a service
I take a peak at the shiip and they all run away nervous
Man I gotta get my rocks off
Cuz my wranglers dont fit right unless my cocks soft
Long nights by the fire me a trigger.....go figure
(chorus)im a desperate rado
Didnt take any practice
A desperate rado
Got a cock like a cactus
Now I drift through the desert like a wild coyote
Horny as a toad trippin off peyote
Holdin uptrains and gettin goods by the sack
Im known thru out the west as the pie eyed mack
And to the law Im no stranger
Im wanted dead or alive cuz I shot the lone ranger
And then tonto tried to get down
So I boned his bitch slit hes throat and then I skipped town
Thats the way I run my show
Paint towns red
Fuck hoes and then I lay low
I know you think Im archaic
But my dicks like a sword
I see pussy and wanna slay it
Out on the plains it gets linely
Sometimes I feel homely
New faces
New towns no one knows me
Guns cocked in my holster
U see my face in each town nailed to a pole on a poster
Im always lookin for the quick buck
Then always blowin my cash on a bitch with a big butt
Some say my heads hollow
Fuck em....im just a
(chorus ii)desperate rado
Trottin thru the bad lands
A desperate rado
Tokin down with all the cowhands
A desperate rado
Didnt take much practice
A desperate rado
Got a cock like a cactus
Now I fuck whores by the scores up ten fold on any fellow
In any town I can be found at the local bordello
Never yellow never chicken listen for my spurs draggin,
And when Im kickin dust you better circle up the wagons
So when I rip thru your town dont be gawkin
Just tip your hat and tex keep walkin
Cuz Im a gun slingin top hand
Fuck with me and youll go out like custer at his last stand
Im a low down buckaroo
If you leave me alone with your mother then Ill fuck her too
Cuz Im a sidewinding nomad
And morals in upbringing is something that I never had
Known as the ruff ridin texan
A bad buck from the day of my inception.
And I was raised in the poor house
My mother kicked me out so she could start a whore house
Now since the day I left the corral
Ive been on a quest for the plant thats called mescal
Cuz pale rider once pulled me aside
And told me that high was the best way to ride...
(chorus iii)now Im a desperate rado
Always lookin for a fight
A desperate rado
Puffin on a peace pipe
Im a desperate rado
On the run from the law
A desperate rado baddest one you ever saw
