Down Here In Belmar at 1-1-1 10th
The sun always shines and our money`s well spent
But like the Cream needed Clapton and like my coffee needs cream
This house needs Puff Danny to come up with it`s theme
..so set it off one time just like that...
Down Here in Belmar we`ve got lots of booze
Ain`t got Scotty Holmes or other freaks with tattoos
Don`t have too much privacy - someone`s here all the time
And we don`t have a phone so Dee can`t Star 69
Down Here in Belmar you won`t die of thirst
Verdi and Pomper have birthdays, but Marilyn`s comes first
She`ll probably get sloppy drunk like all birthday girls do
But hey baby... everybody gets a little sloppy sometimes - and I
probably will too
Down Here in Belmar people go to the beach
For every ten ugly girls there`s always one who`s a peach
Today Matt hit the shore to scope out the women
But he just gelled his hair - there ain`t no way he`ll be swimmin`
With only one suitcase each, Kerry and Michelle are both here
Their other luggage is at the Red Barn... and they`re getting more
beer
I wanna bomp her... her name is Pomper - just look at that face!
OK, I know... I think I`m rambling... uh, let`s hear that funky bass..
.
(bass solo with James Brown spoken sampling)
I comb what`s left of my hair and I`m ready to rock
I`ve got a couple of Trojans tucked away in my sock
It`s a secret I learned from my bro Shorty Rock
In case I get the bitches swayin` to the rhythm of my cock
Well a few more beers later, and a couple of funnels
My speech was all slurred... hell, my vision was tunneled
I could`ve spent the night at DJAIS with an awful lot of ladies
But I passed out with the CD playing Madonna - vintage 80`s
(sample of Madonna`s Like A Virgin)
Hey look, it`s Meri - for the beach she is ready
But she forgot her sunblock and now she`s red as a cherry
Well, pop goes the weasel `cause the weasel goes pop
Misjudged a clearance in my Monte - now I`ve got a drop-top
So now it`s me in my Monte and Mike in his Vette
We cruise the strip for cheap girls - Mike hasn`t told Laurie yet
And where the hell is Anne? No one knows where she`s been
The beach? Bar A? Maybe Skee-ball? The answer`s blowing in the
wind
This is the verse where I should mention Paul Fred
But he`s got his own song - I think enough has been said
So come down to Belmar and stay until Sunday
Do something dumb, create gossip - so Laurie has some for Monday
