Ahh...
Im here and its clear Im gonna flow so yo black
Just get on up or yo get the bozak
Cuz it aint kojak or dr. suess
Its the kid muther fucker and Im gonna get loose
Cuz I got the juice to spruce and get nice and
So enticing strong like a bison
Ruff like brandy and no one knows
That I got more riffs than randy rhoads
Smash, slash and when I trash I bash
I get ill I chill but u dont know the half
I trip I rip and though I think Im slick
Im nothin but a funky country hick
But I still get down with a sound that pumps
And u can hear me from the trucks and the trunks that bump
Never been questioned by the f.b.i
Although Ive tried every method just to get high
L.s.d. is what Im trippin on
And o.e. bitch is what Im sippin on
A big fat bootys what Im grippin on
But for now Im gonna rock and keep rippin on
Down to the muther fuckin a.m.
As I co bump and jump and keep the crowd in mayhem
No brain no pain...now cmon yall and tell me whats my name
3 sheets 2 the wind is the state Im in
Half off the wagon with my feet draggin
Taggin hoes gettin lots of trim
Gettin jocks and props for all the spots I rock
Im true Im blue like captain kangaroo
And for the few who knew yo Im a bang for you
Becuz the kid rock aint no bitch yo
And I aint no radio wanna get rich ho
So count my props you cant get with me and fuck all u cops u aint shit to me
But hoes with guns playin hard for fun
So stay off my dick becuz I aint the one
And for anyone tryin to bust me up
U better chill with that tryin to fuck me up
And if youre talkin shit Im gonna shut ya up
And all ya wack d.j.s Im gonna cut ya up
Cuz I dont give a fuck about no one
And when I wax I tax and thats just how it goes son
Yo aint no sucker
Cuz Im the kid..rock muther fucker
Straight from mo-town and I wont slow down
I cease the cheese m.c,s I moe down
And I show no shame cuz Im down for mine
Now tell me whats my name
It aint eric clapton and this aint slowhand
Im the kid ya dig and Im a rock the whole land
Cuz no man can make a track this grand
And if you know what I know than just....