Montana — текст песни (Frank Zappa)

I might be movin` to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental Floss

Raisin` it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn`t
Have no boss,
But I`d be raisin` my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin` my lonely
Dental Floss

Well I just might grow me some bees
But I`d leave the sweet stuff
For somebody else...but then, on the other hand I`d

Keep the wax
N` melt it down
Pluck some Floss
N` swish it aroun`

I`d have me a crop
An` it`d be on top (that`s why I`M movin` to Montana)

Movin` to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)
Movin` to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

I`m pluckin` the ol`
Dennil Floss
That`s growin` on the prairie
Pluckin` the floss!
I plucked all day an` all nite an` all
Afternoon...

I`m ridin` a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He`s a good hoss
Even though
He`s a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He`s a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way

I`m pluckin` the ol`
Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don`t care if you think it`s silly, folks
I don`t care if you think it`s silly, folks

I`m gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An` ride him all along the border line

With a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand

By myself I wouldn`t
Have no boss
But I`d be raisin` my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin` my lonely
Dental Floss
Raisin` my lonely
Dental Floss

Well I might
Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin`
In the moon-lighty night

And then I`d
Get a cuppa cawfee
N` give my foot a push...
Just me `n the pymgy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush

N` then I might just
Jumb back on
An` ride
Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana

Movin` to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin` to Montana soon