Hey, it`s a sellout
Let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen, I would like to say hello
Are you ready for some entertainment?, Are you ready for a show?
Gonna rock you gonna roll you, get you dancing in the aisles
Jazz you razzmatazz you, with a little bit of style
C`mon let me entertain you, let me entertain you
Let me entertain you, let me entertain you
I`ve come here to sell you my body, I can show you some good merchandise
I`ll pull you and I`ll pill you, I`ll Cruela-de-ville you
And to thrill you I`ll use any device
We`ll give you crazy performance, we`ll give you grounds for divorce
We`ll give you piece de resistance, and a tour de force
of course
We found the right location, got a lot of pretty lights
The sound and amplification listen
Hey if you need a fix, if you want a high, Stickells see to that
With Electra and EMI, We`ll show you where it`s at
So c`mon
Let me entertain you, let me entertain you
Let me entertain you, let me entertain you
Just take a look at the menu ,we give you rock a la carte
We`ll breakfast at Tiffany`s, we`ll sing to you in Japanese
We`re only here to entertain you
If you want to see some action, you get nothing but the best
The S and M attraction, We`ve got the pleasure chest
Chicago down to New Orleans, We get you on the line,
If you dig the New York scene
We`ll have a son of a bitch of a time
C`mon, Let me entertain, let me entertain
Let me entertain you... tonight
(Hey where`s my backstage pass)
(That was great)
(What an outrageous costume)
(Hey that Brian May is out of sight man)
(Not many not many)
(I`ve always wanted to be a groupie)