Let`s Make The Water Turn Black — текст песни (Frank Zappa)

Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true
I want everyone to listen and believe
It`s about some little people from a long time ago
And all the things the neighbors didn`t know Early in the morning
Daddy Dinky went to work
Selling lamps & chairs to San Ber`dino squares
And I still remember Mama with her apron & her pad
Feeding all the boys at Ed`s Cafe!

Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY`S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!

Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room
(A marvel to be seen: dysentery green)
While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back:
LET`S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK

We see them after school in a world of their own
(To some it might seem creepy what they do...)
The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night
(I bet you`d do the same if they was you)

Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY`S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!

Ronnie`s in the Army now & Kenny`s taking pills
Oh! How they yearn to see a bomber burn!
Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine!
(Wait till the fire turns green...
wait till the fire turns green)
WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN!