Dr. Frank-N-Furter How do you do
I see you`ve met my faithful handyman
He`s just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don`t get strung out by the way I look
Don`t judge a book by its cover
I`m not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I`m one hell of a lover
I`m just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you`re both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That`s not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie
Brad Majors I`m glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We`re both in a bit of a hurry
Janet Weiss Right!
Brad Majors We`ll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don`t want to be any worry
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Well you got caught with a flat
Well how `bout that
Well babies don`t you panic
By the light of the night
It`ll all seem alright
I`ll get you a Satanic mechanic
I`m just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Why don`t you stay for the night
Riff Raff Night!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Or maybe a bite
Columbia Bite!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter I could show you my favorite obsession
I`ve been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan
And he`s good for relieving my tension
I`m just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Hit it! Hit it!
I`m just a sweet transvestite
Chorus Sweet Transvestite!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter From Transexual
Chorus Transylvania
Dr. Frank-N-Furter So come up to the lab
And see what`s on the slab
I see you shiver with antici...pation
But maybe the rain
Isn`t really to blame
So I`ll remove the cause
But not the symptom