Brad Majors Hey, Janet
Janet Weiss Yes, Brad?
Brad Majors I`ve got something to say
Janet Weiss Uh huh?
Brad Majors I really love the...skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride`s bouquet
Janet Weiss Oh...oh, Brad
Brad Majors The river was deep but I swam it
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors The future is ours, so let`s plan it
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors So please don`t tell me to can it
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors I`ve one thing to say, and that`s
Dammit Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors There`s a fire in my heart and you fan it
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors If there`s one fool for you then I am it
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors I`ve one thing to say, and that`s
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here`s a ring to prove that I`m no joker
There`s three ways that love can grow
That`s good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
Janet Weiss Oh, it`s nicer than Betty Munroe had
Chorus Oh, Brad
Janet Weiss Now we`re engaged and I`m so glad
Chorus Oh, Brad
Janet Weiss That you met Mom and you know Dad
Chorus Oh, Brad
Janet Weiss I`ve one thing to say, and that`s
Brad, I`m mad, for you too
Oh, Brad
Brad Majors Oh, dammit
Janet Weiss I`m mad
Brad Majors Oh, Janet
Janet Weiss For you
Brad Majors I love you too
Brad and Janet There`s one thing left to do, ah-hoo
Brad Majors And that`s go see the man who began it
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors When we met in his science exam-it
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors Made me give you the eye and then panic
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors Now I`ve one thing to say, and that`s
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet
Janet Weiss Oh Brad, I`m mad
Brad Majors Dammit, Janet
Brad and Janet I love you