There once was a woman with wings
Happy with the simple things
She had silk suspenders and high, heeled, stocking thighs
Helping me in my need
She was a friend, indeed
She was my baby until the day she died
Ain`t nothin` like a gang bang
Ain`t nothin` like a gang bang
Ain`t nothin` like a gang bang to blow away the blues.
(repeat)
She was a woman who was twice my size
She looked into my eyes
She said Only you can blow my blues away
She said I`ll tell you what to do
Bring all your friends with you
And you can come up and see me any ol` time of day
Ain`t nothin` like a gang bang
Ain`t nothin` like a gang bang
Ain`t nothin` like a gang bang to blow away the blues, ahhh
(repeat)
There were twenty-seven guys
An unexpected surprise
She just kept on rockin` `til the night was gone
She was smilin` through the tears
For a hundred and fifty years
Just lickin` her lips and helpin` me along
Ain`t nothin` like a gang bang
Ain`t nothin` like a gang bang
Ain`t nothin` like a gang bang to blow away the blues.