Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier)
Steve vai (guitar)
Ray white (guitar, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards)
Chuck wild (piano)
Arthur barrow (bass)
Scott thunes (bass)
Jay anderson (string bass)
Ed mann (percussion)
Chad wackerman (drums)
Ike willis (vocals)
Terry bozzio (vocals)
Dale bozzio (vocals)
Napoleon murphy brock (vocals)
Bob harris (vocals)
Johnny "guitar" watson (vocals)
Ensemble: (singing)
Hes so gay
Hes so gay
Hes very very gay
Hes so gay
Hes so gay
And he likes to be that way
With his keys all on the right
Hes into rubber every night
Hes so gay
Hes so gay
Hes almost everyone today
Hes okay
Hes okay
Hes got a role he wants to play
Hes okay
Hes okay
Hes just a cowboy for a day
Of course, his evenings not complete
Without some meat in the seat;
Lets skate away
Down santa monica today
Maybe he wants a little spanking
Maybe hell eat a little chain
Maybe his lover should be thanking him
For the way he makes it sprinkle
Into drops of golden rain
Hes so gay
Hes so gay
He rules the city in a way
You could say
You could say
Its sorta different today
All the taffeta and chintz
And every leather boys a prince
Hey hey hey!
Please dont look the other way
You could be just like him
Tomorrow!
Maybe youll get a chance
To borrow
(borrow)
His bouquet
And maybe later...maybe later
Well all be
Gay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!
Do you really wanna hurt me?