Infection — текст песни (Sudden Death)

{*a parody of Run-D.M.C.`s song Perfection*}

Infection`s my job, I must be valiant
I`m a germ that was born with a natural talent
I enter your body then I put up a fight
No mistake I`ll make you puke all night
I`ll throw your body out of synch, your eyes`ll turn pink
Your head`ll swell, and your feet`ll stink
My buddy`s a tapeworm, make your stomach squirm
I`m a funky fresh germ that`ll give you heartburn
My name is Mucus Rappincoccus this is where`ll I`ll stay
And if things are going steady you`ll fart all day
Infection
Infection
Infection
Infection

You`ll get a kidney stone, cancer of the liver
My buddy goes up your nose and it runs like a river
Your H.E.A.D. will feel like T.N.T.
You`ll get strep, a yep, and missing teeth
I killed your dog, cat, your mouth, and rat
Your fly went bye-bye, now I`ll make you fat
I`ll infect your body just as fast as I can
And when I`m done you`ll look like the Elephant Man
Infection
Infection
Infection
Infection

I may struggle, I won`t quit
I`ll find a new place and give you a zit
It takes hard work to make you feel like this
It`s my job `cause I`m an infectionist
Infection
Infection
Infection
Infection