philosophers song — текст песни (monty python)

Date: 20 Feb 96 04:06:27 EST
From: Steve Nicholson <74431.40@compuserve.com>
Subject: CRD: Philosopher`s Song by Monty Python


Philosopher`s Song
-by Monty Python

D
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
A
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
D
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
G
Whilhelm Friedrich Hegel
A
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
D
Who was just as sloshed as Schlagel
A
There`s nothin` Nieizsche couldn`t teach ya
`Bout the raising of the wrist
D B7 E7
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill of his own free will
After half a pint o` shanty became particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
`I drink therefore I am`

But Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he`s pissed