Dancin` Fool — текст песни (Frank Zappa)

Don`t know much about dancin`
That`s why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
`N` both my feet`s too long
`Course now right along with `em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin` every night
Hopin` one day I might get it right
I`m a dancin` fool, I`m a
Dancin` fool
I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat,
But I can`t compete, `cause I`m a
Dancin` fool, I`m a
Dancin` fool

The disco folks all dressed up
Like they`s fit to kill
I walk on in `n` see `em there
Gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me comin`
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide, I`m a
Dancin` fool, I`m a
Dancin` fool
The beat goes on
And I`m so wrong
The beat goes on
And I`m so wrong
The beat goes on `n` I`m so wrong
The beat goes on `n` I`m so wrong
The beat goes on `n` I`m so wrong
I may be totally wrong, but I`m a
Dancin` fool, I`m a
Dancin` fool
*Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa*
I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt`s half open, t`show you my chains
`N` the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin`
That`s what you`d prob`ly say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away, I`m a
Dancin` fool, I`m a
Dancin` fool, (etc., etc.)

I may be totally wrong, but I`m a
I may be totally wrong, but I`m a
I may be totally wrong, but I`m a
FOOL-uh!

*Hey darlin`...can I buy ya a drink?*
*Lookin` for Mister Goodbar? Here he is...*
*Wait a minute...I`ve got it...You`re an Italian!*
*Hah?*
*Yer Jewish?*
*Love your nails...you must be a Libra...*
*Your place or mine?*