Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Bob harris (boy soprano, trumpet)
Steve vai (guitar)
Tommy mars (keyboards)
Arthur barrow (bass)
Ed mann (percussion)
David ocker (clarinet, bass clarinet)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, vocals)
Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)
David logeman (drums)
Craig steward (harmonica)
Jimmy carl black (vocals)
Ahmet zappa (vocals)
Moon zappa (vocals)
Conehead...she aint really dumb
Shes just a
Conehead...tater chip crumbs
All over her face
Is there any more beer
Stashed away at her place? shes just a
Conhead...she cant help herself
"shes a conehead girl..."
Pitch her a ring
That is the thing
Thats getting her hot-uh
A hoop or a ring
Goin over the top of her conehead
"she is from a small town in france
n shes a conehead kind of a girl, kind
Of guy"
Thats what she gives me is-uh oooh!
Conehead
When shes on her knees
The point is so high
I keep sayin please
Keep it out of my eye, shes a
Conehead
(shes a conehead kind of a girl, kind of
Guy, kind of a girl-thing...)
Saturday night
Youre home alone
The tv lights up
As her dad comes home
Hes been workin all day
At the drivin school
In a stupid-lookin hat
That he uses to fool
The people of earth
Who might get back
If they knew he was really
From remulak, where the
Conehead...people are from, where the
Conehead...people go to, when the
Conehead...people are done with their
Conehead...things that are fun
Connie the cone
Is dressed real neat
Like a teen-age girl
From down the street
But mom n dad
They dont approve
Carbohydrates
Is all they groove
Connies eye
Has a tiny tear
But they rinse it away
With a case of beer
A bag of chips
n fiberglass
Her diets a riot
I cant keep quiet
Id love to try it
But I think Ill pass
To eat that kind of stuff they pack
Youd hafta be from *remulak*, where the
Conehead...people are from, where the
Conehead...people go to, when the
Conehead...people are done with the
Conehead...things that are fun, where the
Conehead...people are from, where the
Conehead...people go to, when the
Conehead...people are done, with the
Conehead...things that are fun