I Did It for the Toys — текст песни (dance hall crashers)

Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
tasted like egg nog and it was gross
said he was lonely and it had been a while
the elves run frantic when they see that look in his eyes
he sat me down and went on and on
wouldn`t shut up about how Mrs. Claus had gone
he said the plumber must`ve done something right
he fixed her pipes and she paid him back all through the night...

fa la la la la la ( X 4 )

Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
i guess i`m wondering how far this would go
we talked and drank until it was light
then the bartender kicked us out `cause we got into a fight
but i kept thinking of the swag for free
besides the old geezer needs some company
well i`ve been broke this year
it wouldn`t be so bad
i hate to admit it, but he`s the best i`ve ever had....

fa la la la la la ( X 4 )

Santa kissed me and i kissed him back
but i did it for the toys
figured i could get something more
than i did from other boys
Santa kissed me and i kissed him back
but i did it for the toys
smiled at me and wanted to see if i would

but he`s a pervert you can tell by his smile
or check the NAMBLA membership locked in his files
that big red suit and jolly face is a disguise
he only took it for the joys of little kids bouncing on his thighs
he drives me crazy now, he calls me all the time
i`m gonna dump him as soon as i get what`s mine
guess i should really reveal my family ties
he won`t get a clue so i hit him with a matzo ball
right between the eyes...

fa la la la la la ( X 4 )

santa kissed me and i kissed him back
but i did it for the toys
figured i could get something more
than i did from other boys
santa kissed me and i kissed him back
but i did it for the toys
smiled at me and wanted to see if i would ( X 2 )

what a loser!