The back alley cat fight
Made me get my water pistol from Chinatown out
A pink dragon with light blue horns
That shoots a stream of water from its mouth, like fire
It worked on them, a toy like that
I`m back in bed, just like that
Now, it`s 6 AM, my head is spinning, the neighbor`s yelling
He wants to know which cat was winning
Cat fight
Everyone loves a cat fight
For the sick minds
Don`t give `em what they want
Well, it`s just another night
And another round of screaming cat fights
What`s the thing they`re fighting over now
And is it worth the ticket price?
Animals of territory
Losing every ounce of glory
While the claws and pulling hair get top attention
Need I mention, no one`s trying an intervention
Cat fight
Everyone loves a cat fight
For the sick minds
Don`t give `em what they want
Cat fight
Everyone loves a cat fight
For the sick minds
Don`t give `em what they want
Well, she started eyes at me
Who does she think she is?
Don`t you know who I am?
Well, that was a show for you
It`s all you`re gonna see
`Cause we don`t believe
Now there`s a conspiracy
And I think we should test a theory
Let`s stage the biggest cat fight
Ever seen in history and then
When they get excited
Turn around and be united
So they`ll know forever, when we`re together
That they`ll never be able to set us against each other
Cat fight
Everyone loves a cat fight
For the sick minds
Don`t give `em what they want
Cat fight
Everyone loves a cat fight
For the sick minds
Don`t give `em what they want
Don`t give `em what they want
Don`t give `em what they want