Any Kind of Pain — текст песни (Frank Zappa)

You are the girl

Somebody invented

In a grim little office

On madison ave.



They were specific

They made you terrific:

Red lips;

Blue eyes;

Blonde hair;

Un-wise --

Youre all-american,

And, darling, they said so



Youd take any kind of pain from me,

Wouldnt you, baby?

Youd take any kind of pain from me,

Wouldnt you, baby?

Since you havent got a brain,

Let me just explain:

Any kind of pain

Is never a maybe



Her heads full of bubbles;

Her nose is petite!

She looks like she never

Gets nothin to eat!



She dines with actors,

n wall street characters:

Dull talk;

Nice clothes --

See her?

She blows --

Shes so important

cause he gets to do talk shows --



And shed take any kind of pain from me,

Wouldnt you, bobby?

Shed take any kind of pain from me,

Wouldnt you, bobby?

Since you havent got a name,

Let me just explain:

Any kind of pain

Is probably her hobby



She has moves up now;

Shes come a long way --

They give her bunches

Of words she can say!



When shes in a bold mood,

confinement loaf sounds good --

Thats right,

Shes wrong!

Lets end

Her song



(it seems shes everywhere

We just cant escape her --

Is this a miracle of pure evolution?

And all the yuppie boys, they dream they will rape her --

She brings the 80s

To a thrilling conclusion!)



Yes, shes every bit as tame as me,

Isnt she tender?

Yes, shes every bit as lame as me,

Let us remember,

She gets only half the blame

Only half the blame

Only half the blame

Unless we extend her --