Get dragged to places I don`t wanna go
I stand around all day and then you know
I fall alseep standing up and hit my face on the floor
I`m bored
Sitting in a place I don`t wanna be
Why in the world does this happen to me
Oh wow, oh gosh, oh golly gee
I`m bored
My blood pressure is at an all time low
My relation with my neighbor is status quo
There`s nothing left to do but watch the grass grow
I`m bored
I`m bored, I`m bored, oh yes indeed
I`m bored, I`m bored, now can`t you see
My life is filled with misery
I`m bored
I shoot down flies with a B.B. gun
I spend my spare time playing chess with a nun
Time sure flies when you`re having fun
I`m bored
I sneezed and my hand got covered in goo
So now I can`t do the German Boogaloo
OK homebody, now what are we gonna do
I`m bored
I`ll stand on my head and play with my toes
Build a jigsaw puzzle from Cheerios
Use a needle and thread to pick my nose
I`m bored
I`m bored, I`m bored, can`t think of no lines
I`m bored, I`m bored, can`t think of no rhymes
So I`ll just sit around and waste some more time
I`m bored