old mans relationship blues — текст песни (mojo the helper monkey)

Group:
Mojo The Helper Monkey
Song:
Old Man`s Relationship Blues


G D C D
I`ve spent all my life wandering around for that certain someone
G D C D
Said a man to me who looked old and wise Think he was age 101
G D C D
He said I`ve been round the block a time or two
G D C D
And I`ve learned women are just no good for you
G D C D
And there`s no way to keep your glory
G D C D
cause in the end it`s just the same old story

G D
boy meets girl
C D
girl meets boy
G D
girl tries to play him like he`s her toy
C D
boy kicks girl out and finds another
G D
Girl takes a shot at boy
C D
and boy files restraining order
G D C D
oh no
G D C D
oh no


G D C D
He said let me tell you my story it`s set long ago
G D C D
I was trippin` on this one girl but little did I know
G D C D
That she was gonna` play me for everything I had
G D C D
And now just the thought of her makes me so damn sad
G D C D
She slept around on me with the high school football team
G D C D
and as soon as I got her outta` my head I met this girl like a dream
G D C D
and then the bitch got jelouse and tried to make me see
G D C D
that if I didn`t take her back she was gonna` kill me
G D C D
I just ignored her and how was I to see
G D C D
that ho would come to my door with a gun and take a shot at me
G D C D
And then there was just no way to keep my glory
G D C D
and in the end it`s just the same old story


G D C D
Then the old man said with a tear in his eye
G D C D
and told my self I wouldn`t do this I said I wouldn`t cry
G D C D
But I still see that psycho every now and then
G D C D
Just last week I visited her at the California state pen
G D C D
She`s doin` real good she said she made friends on the outside
G D C D
and that If I was a wise man I`d go run and hide
G D C D
cause she`s got every ex convict in all of Cali
G D C D
lookin` for my shriveled old ass yeah they`re out to kill me