Stripper in a public bar
Waving a jar
Hope she doesn`t go too far
Saving up for a car
Hope you`re gonna like the show
Because if no one wants to know
She`ll have to do it all again
There must be more to this life
Than dreaming scheming and money
There must be more to this life
Mystical mother arabesque
Vicar in a public bar
Waving his jar
Trying to forget the choir
In a public bar
He`s wandered in to have his beer
And seen the stripper in the mirror
And now he`s counting up to ten