They say he didnt have an enemy
His was a greatness to behold
He was the last surviving progeny
The last one on this side of the world
He measured a half mile from tip to tail
Silver and black with powerful fins
They say he could split a mountain in two
Thats how we got the grand canyon
Last great american whale
Last great american whale
Last great american whale
Last great american whale
Some say they saw him at the great lakes
Some say they saw him off of florida
My mother said she saw him in chinatown
But you cant always trust your mother
Off the carolinas the sun shines brightly in the day
The lighthouse glows ghostly there at night
The chief of a local tribe had killed a racist mayors son
And hed been on death row since 1958
The mayors kid was a rowdy pig
Spit on indians and lots worse
The old chief buried a hatchet in his head
Life compared to death for him seemed worse
The tribal brothers gathered in the lighthouse to sing
And tried to conjure up a storm or rain
The harbor parted, the great whale sprang full up
And caused a hugh tidal wave
The wave crushed the jail and freed the chief
The tribe let out a roar
The whites were drowned, the browns and reds set free
But sadly one thing more
Some local yokel member of the nra
Kept a bazooka in his living room
And thinking he had the chief in his sight
Blew the whales brains out with a lead harpoon
Last great american whale
Last great american whale
Last great american whale
Last great american whale
Well americans dont care for much of anything
Land and water the least
And animal life is low on the totem pole
With human life not worth more than infected yeast
Americans dont care too much for beauty
Theyll shit in a river, dump battery acid in a stream
Theyll watch dead rats wash up on the beach
And complain if they cant swim
They say things are done for the majority
Dont believe half of what you see and none of what you hear
Its like what my painter friend donald said to me
"stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, theyre done"
