Venger`s A Big Fat Bitch — текст песни (Eminem)

(Dr Dre)
Tell yo `bout Venger
Straight out of Michigan
Slim Shady

(Eminem)
Venger is a big fat bitch
He`s the biggest bitch I know
And he stinks like shit
Remember back then,
The days when he was skinny?

(Dr Dre)
Yo.

(Eminem)
Now he`s fat
And he still thinks he`s pretty.
He`s such a slag
People who smoke grass
Are saying "Shit.
Goddamn, that`s a big fat ass"
Fuck that slut
He`s a big fat trick
And I still won`t suck
His ten foot dick
Slim Shady
I`m a crazy thing
Down with Dr Dre
With a Darkhaven swing

(Dr Dre)
Yo

(Eminem)
I don`t know much
But I know this shit
Venger is a big fat bitch

(CHORUS)
Venger is a big fat bitch
Venger is a big fat bitch
Venger is a big fat bitch
He`s a red eyed, stink ass, horn headed bitch

(Dr Dre)
Uh huh
Dr Dre
Check it
My homie Shadow Demon
Lives up the block
He`s got a big fat master
Who sucks my cock
Non stop, he`s a sight to see
A real evil bitch
Who does right by me
He might be the best slut
In the mountains
Ten times a week
But shit,
Who`s countin`?
I`m astounded `bout the things he does
He used to suck in each,
Fuck in each town there ever was
He ain`t a slut
He`s a super groupie
And I`d pass that bitch
Around like a doobie
I don`t know much
But I know this
Venger`s a big fat bitch

(CHORUS)

(Dr Dre)
Oh shit
Tell `em, Em

(Eminem)
I`m Slim Shady
That name`s really cool
I might be a fuck
But I ain`t no fool

(Dr Dre)
Uh uh

(Eminem)
I just moved from Darkhaven to Boulder
`Cause Venger`s trippin` on Kelek`s own shoulder
He`s just colder `cause I`m like that
Little freak ass pain
But you know that

(Dr Dre)
Yo

(Eminem)
I`ve been followin` tracks
Like a puppy
Old horn head
Doesn`t take shit from yuppies
Word up
I am Slim Shady
To a mother fucking T is the place to be

(Dr Dre)
Yo

(Eminem)
I don`t know much
But I know this
Venger is a big fat bitch

(CHORUS)

(Dr Dre)
Well
The dude`s right
Dr Dre
Eminem
Best bitch around
Fuck Venger
This goes out to all the fat bitches in the realm
Yo,yo
What`s up?
Gotta drink some duff