It`s hard being a man
living in a garbage pail
My landlady called me up, ooohhh
she tried to hit me with a mop
I can`t stand it anymore more
I can`t stand it anymore more, oh
I can`t stand it anymore more
But if Candy would just come back
it`d be all right
Yeah, if Candy would just come back
it would be all right, come on baby
I live with thirteen dead cats
a purple dog that wears spats
They`re all out livin` in the hall
and I can`t stand it anymore
I can`t stand it anymore more
I can`t stand it anymore more
I can`t stand it anymore more
But if Candy would just come back
it`d be all right
Ooohhh, if Candy would just come back
it would be all right, be all right now
Ah, come on baby
I`m tired of living all alone
yeah, nobody ever calls me on the phone
But when, ah, things start getting bad, ah
I just play my music louder
I can`t stand it anymore more
I can`t stand it anymore more
I can`t stand it anymore more
I can`t stand it, I can`t stand it, oh
I can`t stand it, I can`t stand it
I can`t stand it, I can`t stand it, no
I can`t stand it, I can`t stand it, oh
I can`t stand it, I can`t stand it
I can`t stand it, I can`t stand it
I can`t stand it, I can`t stand it
I can`t stand it, I can`t stand it
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