Creamsicle sky while the sun sets up in the west
Where are the queers on the piers, heard they gave it their best
Now they got jobs at a local fast food chain
Flippin` tricks for the burger, since Lady M jacked their fame
Flippin` tricks for the burger, since Lady M jacked their fame
You can`t see tits on the radio
I`ll give you five fingers for a one man show
Fasten those pants for the lap dance
Take a shot now this may be your last chance
There ain`t no tits on the radio (Oh no)
There ain`t no tits on the radio (Oh no)
There ain`t no tits on the radio (Oh no)
There ain`t no tits on the radio (No no)
Dark room Danny can`t see with the lights turned out
Black haired tranny counts sheep with her bed turned down
But the bed`s in Jersey and the sheep`s on a farm
Dark room Danny hears police alarm
Dark room Danny can`t see with the lights turned out
Dark room Danny can`t see with the lights turned out
You can`t see tits on the radio
I`ll give you five fingers for a one man show
Fasten those pants for the lap dance
Take a shot now this may be your last chance
There ain`t no tits on the radio (Oh no)
There ain`t no tits on the radio (Oh no)
There ain`t no tits on the radio (Oh no)
There ain`t no tits on the radio (No no)