[Eazy-E]
Oh, shit. I guess there`s one less bitch you gotta worry about.
[Narrator]
Let`s describe a certain female. A female with the disease of character
and attitude. If you will, a snob. However, in a view of NWA...
[Ice Cube]
A bitch is a bitch (bitch)
So if I`m poor or rich (word up)
I talk in the exact same pitch
Now, the title bitch don`t apply to all women
But all women have a little bitch in `em (yeah)
It`s like a disease that`s plagues their character
Takin` the women of America (yeah)
And it starts with a letter B
It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch)
See, some get mad and some just bury
But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it)
It makes `em go deaf in the ear
That`s why when you say `hi` she won`t say `hi`
Are you the kind that think you`re too damn fly?
Bitch eat shit `n die (ha, ha)
Ice cube comin` at you at crazy pitch
(Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch
`Who the fuck you think you`re callin` a bitch you little ? muthafucka?
I dunno who the fuck you think you`re talkin` to. Let me tell you one
muthafuckin` thang, I`m not a...` [Eazy E] `Bitch, shut the fuck up.`
Yo, you can tell a girl that`s out for the money (How?)
She look good and the bitch won`t phony
She ain`t no dummy she`s right the ...
Yo, bitch fuck when I`m driving
See a young nigga that`s striving
You`re thru` without a BMW
That`s why a bitch is a bitch
I guess, or ether P-M-S
Here, test the girl that`s kinda snobby (a`ight)
And I bet you dis a nigga is her hobby
And after she finished the test
Write today a B-I-T-C-H
And watch her get mad `cause she know it`s true (she know it)
But a nigga like me, I say `fuck you`
Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch (slam her ass)
`Cause a bitch is a bitch
`Why I gonna be a bitch?`
`I ain`t call you no bitch. If you`d listen to a goddamn song it`d tell
you what a bitch is.`
`Fuck the song `cause I`m not no muthafuckin` bitch.`
`I didn`t say you was a bitch.`
`Fuck you, punk-ass nigga!`
`Fuck you, bitch!
`Fuck you! Who the fuck you think you are?
`Fuck you! Suck my dick, bitch!
I once knew a bitch who got a slack
`Cause she playing me like she was all that
A bitch can be your best friend talking behind your back (yeah)
About who`s fucking who and who`s getting fat
Look at yourself for me, (look bitch)
Now do you fall in this category?
Or you`re the kind that won`t bleak
`Cause you don`t think, yo, shit stinks
Luckily I haven`t had a drink
`Cause I`ll down you ass
Than I`ll clown your ass
`Cause the niggas I hang with ain`t rich (I ain`t rich)
We`re all saying `Fuck you bitch!` (Word up!)
Now, what I can do with a hoe like you
Been your ass over then I`m thru`
? that you see Ice Cube ain`t takin` no shit
(Why?) `Cause I think a bitch is a bitch
[Narrator]
There you have it. The description of a bitch. Now ask yourself,
are they talking about you? Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry,
scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch? Yep, you
probably are.
Bitch!
