What the hell iswrong with me?
I`m not who I want to be
I tried spot cream an` I tried it all I`m crawling up the wall!
What`s my name naaaame...naaaame....naaaame....
I tried to join a ping-pong club,
Sign on the door said all full up!
I got nicked, fighting in the road
An` the judge didn`t even know
What`s my name
Dad got pissed so I got clocked
Couldn`t hear the Tannoy so he lost the lot
Offers Mum a bribe through the letter box
Drives you fucking mad
What`s my name
Now I`m round the back of your house at night
Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight?
I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip
An` you won`t know who came
What`s my name