Swiss Army Girl — текст песни (Scatterbrain)

My girl`s all a man could want, there ain`t no doubt about her
I got a girl and yes indeed-
She`s got everything I need.
You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best.
I built myself a fine machine-
She does more than cook and clean.
I know you`d be impressed with my baby, my lady
My Swiss Army Girl.
I`m a scientific genius and here`s my story,
It all came together in my laboratory.
I couldn`t find a dream girl to become my wife,
Then I got this idea from my pocket knife.
Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstien,
But I built myself a girl and she`s mine all mine.
She`s my baby, she`s quite a lady, she`s my Swiss Army Girl.
She`s my baby, my handy-dandy lady, she`s my Swiss Army Girl.
Full of motors, tools, appliances, yeah, I`m no fool,
Great in bed or around the house-a handy tool.
Got 1,001 uses to suit my needs,
She canges into many things with lightning speed.
Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstien,
But I built myself a girl and she`s mine all mine.
My girl`s all a man could wish-
She can even scale a fish.
Becomes a wrench, a drill or saw-a Soloflex and so much more.
You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best.
Swiss Army Girl for me not you-YODEL-ODEL-A-HEE-HOO!
She`s my baby, she`s quite a lady, she`s my Swiss Army Girl.
She`s my baby, my handy-dandy lady, she`s my Swiss Army Girl.