by Scatterbrain
from the recording titled `Here Comes Trouble`
My mama`s talkin` to me
She tells me how to live,
But I don`t listen to her
`Cause my head is like a sieve.
My daddy he disowned me
`Cause I wear my sisters clothes,
He caught me in the bathroom
With a pair of pantyhose.
The basketball coach
Done kicked me off the team
For wearing hi-heel sneakers
And acting like a queen.
The world`s coming to an end
And I don`t even care,
As long as I can have my limo
And my long blonde hair.
And it don`t bother me
If people think I`m funny,
`Cause i`m a big rock star
And I make a lot of money!
I`m so bloody rich,
I own apartment buildings,
Shopping centers, condominiums
And I only know three chords!
You fools - watch me now.
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