I`m so childish, a little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I`m so deep
Well I`m so garish, a little unfairish
The way I pick you up, and drop you in a heap
I`m so unfaithful, in fact I`m a plateful
I won`t kiss her, but I`ll stare her up all night
I`m a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger
If you`re coming, come prepared for a fight
Well I`m so childish, a little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I`m so deep
Well I`m so uncaring, do far too much swearing
And if you read through my behaviour, you`ll find I`m a creep
I`ll play a stormer, yet in the corner
I`ll be grumpy on my own, like I don`t care
I`m a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger
With a big rip, in the arsehole of my flares
Well I`m so childish, a little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I`m so mad
I`m so truthful, a little bit bruteful
But in sooth I know not, why I am so sad
I try my bestest, well as far the restest
Well it`s just stuff that comes out wrong, and gets misunderstood
I`m a dandy little dreamer, a doctored misdemeanour
A didactic destiny schemer, bare with me if you would