Syndicated Inc. — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

My whole family
Loves "Three`s Company"
See the reruns constantly
There on my TV

Syndicated Incorporated

Well, I know what`s on the tube
I know just what too see
Got my TV Guide with me

"MASH" and "All In The Family"
"The Munsters" and "Mayberry R.F.D."
I will always be busy
Watching my TV

Oprah Winfrey talks to me
Every day at three
Then soon it`ll be
"Wheel" and "Jeopardy"

Syndicated Incorporated
Syndicated Incorporated

Well, I`m in such ecstacy
When I`m watchin` TV
I`m a boob tube devotee

Think I`m losin` my sanity
I`m addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee
Forever I will always be
Glued to my TV

Love "The Partridge Family"
And "Dynasty"
And "Laverne & Shirley"
And "Hard Copy"

Syndicated Incorporated
Syndicated Incorporated

Syndicated Incorporated
("MASH" and "All In The Family") (I know
just what too see)
Syndicated Incorporated
(I`m addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee) (I know what`s on the tube)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Forever I will always be) (I know just what to see)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Watching my TV) (I know what`s on the tube)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Think I`m losin` my sanity) (I know just what to see)
Syndicated Incorporated