It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it!
I wanna rock right now
I`m Rob Base and I came to get down
I`m not internationally known
But I`m known to rock the microphone
Because I get stoopid, I mean outrageous
Stay away from me if you`re contagious
`Cause I`m the winner, no, I`m not the loser
To be an M.C. is what I choose `a
Ladies love me, girls adore me
I mean even the ones who never saw me
Like the way that I rhyme at a show
The reason why, man, I don`t know
So let`s go, `cause
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it!
My name is Rob, I gotta real funky concept
Listen up, `cause I`m gonna keep you in step
I got an idea
That I wanna share
You don`t like it? So what, I don`t care
I`m number one, the uno, I like comp
Bring all the suckers `cause all them I`ll stomp
Bold and black but I won`t protect
All of my followers `cause all I want is respect
I`m not a doctor, put them in rapture
A slick brother that can easy outfox ya
Cause I`m Rob, the last name Base, yeah
And on the mike, I`m known to be the freshest
So let`s start, it shouldn`t be too hard
I`m not a sucker so I don`t need a bodyguard
I won`t fess, wear a bulletproof vest
Don`t smoke buddha, can`t stand sess, yes
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it!
The situation that the Base is in
I`m kinda stingy that`s why I don`t wanna lend
A funky rhyme to a foe or a good friend
But listen up `cause I want you to comprehend
`Cause I`m the leader, the man superior
I take care of ya and then ya get wearier
So just sit, my rhymes arenot counterfeit
The record sells which makes this one a hit
It won`t hurt to listen to Red Alert
Take off your shirt
Make sure it don`t hit the dirt
I like the kids--the guys, the girls
I want the ducats `cause this is Rob Base`s world
I`m on a mission, ya better just listen
To my rhymes `cause I`m all about dissin`
`Cause
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it!
I stand alone, don`t need anyone
`Cause I`m Rob, just came ot have fun
Don`t need friends that act like foes
`Cause I`m Rob Base, the one who knows
About things that make ya get weary
Don`t cheer me, just hear me
Out `cause I got the clout--shout (Ho!)
Before I turn the party out
I won`t stutter--
Project my voice, speak clearly
So you can be my choice
On stage or on record
Go to the Wiz and select it
Take it off the rack, if it`s wack put it back
I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac
If you want static, so let`s go
So, throw upyour hands
Go for what you know
Bro`, I got an ego
Yo, talkin` to me? No
Oh
`Cause Rob is in the front, EZ Rock is on the Back up
We`re not soft, soyou better just slack up
`Cause I`m cool, calm just like a breeze
Rock the mike with the help of EZ
Rock on the set, the music plays
Only cuts the records that I say
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it!
All right, now, EZ Rock
now, when I count to three
I want you ot get busy
You ready now?
One, two, three, get loose now!
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it!
