If It Ain`t One Thing (It`s You) — текст песни (Alan Jackson)

I guess it`s just not my day
The wind blew my morning paper away
Then I cut my toe oin a sliver of glass
From the stormdoor you broke when you left here so fast

If it ain`t one thing it`s you
If you`ve heard that I`m goin crazy
It`s true
The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do
If it ain`t one thing
It`s you

I rented that movie you hate
But that old VCR just chewed up the tape
Then I went to the freezer thought I`d cook me a steak
All I found was that old piece of our wedding cake

If it ain`t one thing it`s you
If you`ve heard that I`m goin crazy
It`s true
The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do
If it ain`t one thing
It`s you

But I never knew that I needed you so
But now that I`ve lost you, I can`t let you go

If it ain`t one thing it`s you
If you`ve heard that I`m goin crazy
It`s true
The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do
If it ain`t one thing
It`s you

Oh if it ain`t one thing
It`s you