Would you like to buy me a brand new pair of pyjamas
Would you like to fly with me on a holiday to Grenada
Have V.I.P. treatment, a send off by brass band
Special permission for us to land
Would you like to venture round the Caribbean Island
With more protection than anyone could have imagined
We`ll have a bullet-proof cossy, immaculate hair
Plenty of joumalists to share
Ho Ho Ho. . . Life is short
Then you die. . . Ho Ho Ho
Would you like to stay there pretending we`re in heaven
WouId you like a jailer to wake us up at eleven
With freshly ground coffee, peaches and cream
Living in someone else`s dream
lt`s not right to take their money
It`s not right to taste the glory
It`s not right but it`s so funny
It`s not right