Well I was sitting in a roadhouse down on highway 41
You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done
I knw you didn`t see me, I was in a corner booth
Of course you weren`t my waitress mine was missing her front tooth
So I flagged you down for coffee
But I couldn`t say a thing
But I`m in love with you baby and I don`t even know your name
I`m in love with you baby, I don`t even know your name
I`ve never been to good at all these sexual games
So maybe it`s just better if we leave it this way
I`m in love with you baby and I don`t even know your name
So I ordered straight tequila, a little courage in a shot
I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot
I got a little wasted, yeah I went a little far
But I finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car
The last thing I remember I heard myself say
I`m in love with you baby, I don`t even know your name
I`m in love with you baby, I don`t even know your name
I`ve never been to good at all these sexual games
So maybe it`s just better if we leave it this way
I`m in love with you baby and I don`t even know your name
The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding bells
Standing by a woman in a long white lacy veil
I raised the veil, she smiled at me without her left front tooth
And I said `Where the heel am I and just who the hell are you?`
She said `I was your waitress and our last name`s now the same`
`Cause I;m married to you baby and I don`t even know your name
I`m married to a waitress, I don`t even know her name
I`ve never been to good at all these sexual games
I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
Hey I`m married to a waitress and I don`t even know her name
