(Alan Jackson)
Here`s my keys, I want you to take `em
I think I`m gonna need you to get back home
Hold on to my hat, I don`t wanna lose it
I couldn`t stand for something else to be gone
I`m sure you know the reason I`m here cryin`
I think you`ll understand why
Tonight, I`m the designated drinker
I just lost the one that wrapped me around her finger
I need to get to where I can`t think of her
So tonight, I`m the designated drinker
I came here to get you to help me
I need a friend to see me through
I hated to call, I knew you wouldn`t mind at all
I know you know I`d do the same for you
I`m not the kind that likes to drown my sorrow
I may hate myself tomorrow
Oh but
Tonight, I`m the designated drinker
I just lost the one that wrapped me around her finger
I need to get to where I can`t think of her
So tonight, I`m the designated drinker
We need to get to where we can`t think of her
So tonight, we`re the designated drinkers
Oh tonight, we`re the designated drinkers