Do You Still Want To Buy Me That Drink ( — текст песни (Lorrie Morgan)

Sir, I do appreciate the offer.
I don`t believe I caught your name.
I don`t get to get out very often.
It`s hard to find the time to get away.
I think it`s only fair you hear my story,
Before you spend three-fifty on that beer.

I got two little kids that call me Momma.
My fifteen-year-old thinks that I`m a witch.
Between soccer practice and ballet,
Eminem an` Dr Dre,
Romance is the last thing on my list.
So, Frank, was it? Tell me what you think:
Do you still want to buy me that drink?

Frank, tell me, how d`you feel,
About teenage girls bein` on the pill?
An` do you mind Friday nights at home?
`Cause, Frankie, I`ve been here before,
Married twice an` twice divorced.
An` alimony sure don`t pay the bills.
Now that`s an awful lot of information,
But I don`t have the time to mess around.

`Cause I got two little kids that call me Momma.
An` my fifteen-year-old wants to pierce his lip.
Between algebra an` spellin` bees,
An` anythin` to keep the peace,
Romance is the last thing on my list.
So, Frank, honey, tell me what you think:
Do you still want to buy me that drink?

Instrumental break.

I got two little kids that call me Momma.
An` my fifteen-year-old`s really a good kid.
I really wouldn`t blame you none,
If you got the urge to up an` run.
Is bein` "Daddy" even on your list?
So, Frank, darlin`, tell me what you think:
Do you still want to buy me;
I`ll have a Miller Lite, please,
If you still want to buy me that drink.

Frank, c`mon back Frank.
You look a little pale, Frank.
It was just a joke.