You`re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly — текст песни (Loretta Lynn)

Key:
-Conway
~Loretta
*together

-You`re the reason I`m a-ridin` around
on recapped tires.

~And you`re the reason I`m hangin` our clothes
outside on wires.

*And you`re the reason our kids are ugly,
little darlin`
Ah, but looks ain`t ev`rythin`
and money ain`t ev`rythin`
But I love you just the same.

-You`re the reason I`ve changed to beer
from soda pop.

~And you`re the reason I never get to go
to the beauty shop.

*You`re the reason our kids are ugly,
little darlin`
Ah, but looks ain`t ev`rythin`
and money ain`t ev`rythin`
But I love you just the same.

*I guess that we won`t ever have
Everything we need
Cause when we get "ahead"
It`s got another mouth to feed...

~And that`s the reason that my good looks
and my figure is gone.

-And that`s the reason that I ain`t got
no hair to comb.

*And you`re the reason our kids are ugly,
little darlin`
Ah, but looks ain`t ev`rythin`
and money ain`t ev`rythin`
But I love you just the same...

(Fading Out)
~Conway, why in the devil don`t you go and shave and put on a clean pair of pants?

-But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish you`d take them curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup and get out of that housecoat before supper...

~Ha, well let me tell you something, Conway, considerin` everything that i went through today, I look like a movie star.

-Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie.

~Thankyee.

-Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway...

~Oh they did, huh? What abouts the ones that`s Bald?

-*Laughs* Well I guess you could say they take after me...*laughs*

~*laughs*