Pacman — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

(one, two, thray, four)
(one, two [nasal hocking sound])

I used to be a pinball freak
That`s where you`d find me every week
But now it`s Pacman
Yeah it`s the Pacman

I love to gobble up those dots
Keep pumpin` quarters in the slots
They call it Pacman
Yeah it`s the Pacman

At the game arcade, they say I`m hard core
I can play all day `til my hands are sore
And I quit my job just to play some more
But I won`t give up `til I break high score

Pacman [music from Pacman "intermission"]

Well it`s the Pacman
Yeah it`s the Pacman

Well it takes a lot of cash to play
(Pacman, get the cherry)
So I`m gonna sell my house today
(Pacman, eat `em up)

I`m playin` Pacman
Yeah it`s the Pac-ma-an

Hey mom, I won`t be home this year
(Pacman)
Please forward all my mail right here
(Pacman)
I`m at the Pacman
Yeah it`s the Pacman

And you`re playing with no one but me
Pacman

[music from Pacman "intermission"]
[sound from when Pacman dies]