Yes, yes, y`all - you don`t stop
You keep it on - and shockin` the place
Well I`m M.C.A. - I got nothing to prove
Pay attention - my intention is to bust a move
I drink quarts and cans and bottles and sixes
Between the turntables keep the vodka and the mixes
I`m Mike D. - I got the deuces wild
A list of girlies numbers that I`ve dialed
I do the Smurf, the Popeye, and the Jerry Lewis
I like Bullwinkle but I don`t like Moose
I`m schoolin` in the boys` room - coolin` by the locker
All the girls in class know that I`m the cool rocker
Punk in the hall - man I should of oughtta hit him
Had the fresh rhymes and the kid cold bite `em
Smokin` in the boys room is what I do best
While you were at a party - your girlfriend fessed
I keep a pistol in my pocket so you better be cautious
Fly around the world - but it makes me nauseous
Mike D.`s day off everyday of the week
I got to the party - and I did the freak
I got a girl in the Castle and one in the pagoda
You know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda
I`m a Def Manhattan killer - a rhyme driller
A mike in my hand and a mouth full of Miller
I got a hat not a visor - I drink Budweiser
The turntables - up on the drum riser
The needle`s in the groove and the vinyl`s on the platter
I know that I`m fly man there`s no need to flatter
I travel around the globe - it`s keeping girlies dizzy
My name`s Mike D. - now watch me get busy y`all
You`re a fake wearin` sucker whose gold got rusted
Cheaper than a hot do with no mustard
You tried to steal my fresh and you got cold busted
Because your crew`s all soft and I`m disgusted
I`m from downtown the city of Manhattan
I got a lotta girlies and not one`s cattin`
My posse`s in effect and we`re doin` the do
And we got more rhymes than your damn crew
Caught you poppin` that weak and you must of been dusted
Stuck you head in the toilet and stone cold flushed it
Word.