Livin` In The Fridge — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

There`s something weird in the fridge today
I don`t know what it is
Food I can`t recognize
My roommate won`t throw a thing away
I guess it`s probably his
It looks like it`s alive...

And livin` in the fridge... livin` in the fridge
Livin` in the fridge... livin` in the fridge

There`s something dross in the fridge today
It`s green and growin` hair
It`s been there since July
If you can name the object
In that baggie over there
Then mister, you`re a better man than I

It`s livin` in the fridge
You can`t stop (dysentary) the mold from growin` (dysentary)
Livin` in the fridge
Can`t tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary)
Livin` in the fridge
You can`t stop (dysentary) the mold from growin` (dysentary)
Livin` in the fridge

Tell me, do you think it should be carbon dated
Fumigated or creamated and buried at sea?
You try to save a little bit of you`re home cookin`
Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin` specimen
It always happens my friend
Again & again & again & again

Somethin` stinks in the fridge today
And it`s been rottin` there all week
It could be liver cake or wooly mammoth steak
Well, maybe I should another peek...

Livin` in the fridge
You can`t stop (dysentary) the mold from growin` (dysentary)
Livin` in the fridge
Can`t tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary)
Livin` in the fridge
You can`t stop (dysentary) the mold from growin` (dysentary)
Livin` in the fridge
Livin` in the fridge
Don`t know what it is, don`t know what it is
Livin` in the fridge
Don`t know what it is, don`t know what it is
Livin` in the fridge
Don`t know what it is at all
Livin` in the fridge, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah