McDonalds Girl — текст песни (Barenaked Ladies)

I leave from softball practice every night
It`s getting dark, but the Golden Arches light up the way
I turn the corner at the traffic light
I count my money and then I rehearse what I`m going to say

I`d like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese,
I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?

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I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

She doesn`t try to impress anyone
She doesn`t act all tough like all the other girls that I know
She don`t treat me like a simpleton
She`s not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know
When my hamburger`s cold, I get up ready to go,
She`s only fifteen years old, and I`m in love with her soul

She`s got a gold tooth, you know she`s hardcore
She`ll show you a good time, then she`ll show you the door...BOY!

CHORUS:
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

There she stands behind the register
She`s taking orders from the Saddle River Little League
If they knew how much I wanted her
Their home-room teachers would have to send them home for a week

As I head through the door, the movement catches her eye,
My heart begins to soar, she smiles, she waves good-bye, good-bye
Good-bye, good byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

CHORUS:
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

Uno, dos, tres, quatro
Big Mac, Filet o Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries
Icey Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes and Apple Pies
Sing that song of taste
You can only find at one place: McDonalds

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