Having a Baby — текст песни (Barenaked Ladies)

I woke up this morning and I felt sick.
There`s something inside me;
I felt it kick.
Something`s gone wrong,
Something`s gone wrong.

I got a bad headache,
I got the shakes.
Nothing seems to sooth this tummy ache.
Could it be so?
No it can`t be so.

Chorus:
Steven Page is having a baby,
Steven Page is having a baby;
They said boys could never give birth.

Iґm feeling kinda special that I`m the one
To bring the world a daughter
Or maybe a son.
Well either`s just fine
As long as they`re mine.

And if it`s a boy I`ll call him Gordon
And if it`s a girl I`ll call her... Gordon;
I just like the name Gordon,

Chorus:
Steven Page is having a baby,
Steven Page is having a baby;
They said boys could never give birth.

Steven Page is playing a solo,
Steven Page is playing a solo;
They said Steve could never play jazz.

And now it`s time for the big morality quiz
`Cause I don`t know just who the father is,
But I don`t mind because all I want is a baby.
All I want is a kid.

Well maybe it`s crazy, it might sound dumb,
But will I be a daddy or will I be mum?
Just call me Steve,
Just call me Steve.

And where will it come out when I give birth?
Should I sell my story, how much is it worth?
You won`t belive, you just wouldn`t believe.

You wonґt believe it really.

Chorus:
Steven Page is having a baby,
Steven Page is having a baby;
They said boys could never give birth.