1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. The 12 king pimp commandments!
Uh
It`s pimp gator
Peep the ?
A king pimp`s been here for years representin`
There`s rules to this shit I`ll break down a lesson
Step by step
Like a booklet for you to sweat
And try to apply
To make yourself fly
No. 1: must be strong in mind and spirit
When idiots talk inferior shit
Brush it off when you hear it
Never fear it
Don`t put a knife to a broad
Cause the penis is mightier than the sword
Peep the metaphor
You`ll find more
Cats invaded your crib with nickel-plated
38`s imitatin` Satan you wouldn`t be intimidated
You must play past the devils trickery
Prison, liquor and hits of E
Nicotine and chicks with V.D.
No. 2: must control seven or eight cunts at once
A freak for each day of the week, the eight is a lottery stunt
Must handle them with cleverness, kindness, shrewdness
Intelligence but never with an iron-fist
No. 3: only fuck with a bitch when you`re both clickin`
Sparrows don`t fly with eagle, peacocks can`t strut with chickens
4: must withstand all criticism
Cause a man whose wife is gettin` pimped doesn`t understand her sippin`
jizzm
It`s a profitable business to rationalize into cynicism
That it`s wrong but it isn`t
No. 5: never let a female be equal with you
Equal right`s a fantasy it will come back to normal soon
Refuse to have oral-sex with your woman unless you choose
Do not accept: if you do me, I`ll do you
She was put on earth to serve men
She may enjoy a cuntlick, but deep down she`ll loose respect for you then
Only animals you see lickin` sex organs are dogs and cats
Females know, during their period cunts are filthy like rats
6: you`ll use violence in self-defense
To protect yourself, friends, family, women and what you possess
No. 7: never strike a bitch with a pipe or a knife
Only strike `em to shock `em back to reality`s light
Toss a bottle at her, hit her with a golf club
Break a mirror over her head but never make her draw blood
You can start flippin`
Grippin` her like a victim
But never start hittin`
This is called the king pimp`s whippin`
No. 8: since punlyness is next to godliness
You must keep your hygiene clean regardless
A shower a day`ll do and keep your physical being
In the best condition possible it could be in
No. 9: you`re never stingy, greedy, drifty or cheap
When it comes to you and your peeps
You owe yourself the best treats
No. 10: never sweat when a bitch leaves you knowing
The story of a man`s life, a bitch coming and one going
They come better the next time
They only make room for a higher grade bitch, the next one is always a
better kind
11: you`re only expected to keep a woman a term of four years unless
You`re fortunate enough to get re-elected
And if she leaves before her term is up, she faked it
Cause she wasn`t ready for a king pimp anyway, kid
Let her fuck with the other 51 pimp-types, they`re better for her
Welfare pimp, blind pimp, dumb pimp etcetera
12: there`s leaders and followers
A king pimp never follows a hollow-headed dick swallower
Or a trick equipped with a wallet full of dollars
Even a scholar
Of Cabala doesn`t get followed
The only one that got it like that solid is god, kid
Cause he`s brolicy, understands every topic on how a pimp rocks shit
Follow these rules, you`ll have mad D-cups and A-cups
Bitches runnin` around butt naked with pretty make-up
The respect these bitches will have for you will be sacred
Slut, pay up
I`ll put your fuckin` head in the toilet, wake up!
The 12 king pimp commandments
No doubt
Respect it
It`s pimp gator
All you pimps all over the earth
Rock with this
