I Want My Rib Back — текст песни (Kenny Chesney)

Now the bible tells the story about Adam`s rib.
How the Lord made a woman for companionship.
Hell the first thing she did,
Was take a bite of that forbidden fruit.
Well, I guess we`ll be paying till the end of time,
At least that`s how it is with that woman of mine.
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.

Now this is wrong and, baby, that ain`t right.
And I`m workin` tryin` to please that woman day and night.
She`s never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can.
This has gotta change or honey I`m gonna leave.
I won`t let evolution gonna make a monkey out of me,
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.

There`s been a hole in wallet and a pain in my side,
Ever since I made that girl my blushing bride.
Her daddy calls her "angel",
And her momma calls her three times a night.
Her cousin`s on my sofa, her sister`s got my car,
Her brothers drink my liquor like my house was a bar,
Oh Lord, well, I think I want my rib back.

Now this is wrong and, baby, that ain`t right.
And I`m workin` tryin` to please that woman day and night.
She`s never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can.
This has gotta change or honey I`m gonna leave.
I won`t let evolution gonna make a monkey out of me,
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.

Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.